5 Dad Halloween Dog Jokes That Will Have Your Children Howling!
There isn't a more perfect time for Dad jokes and puns than Halloween.
While my children disagree with that statement, I will press on and give Dads five hilarious jokes to lighten the mood this 2020 Halloween!
#1: A Dog and His Bone
Q: What did the skeleton say to his dog?
Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A: AWARE WOLF
#3: Monster Mash
Q: Why can't dogs go to halloween parties?
A: They can't hold their licker!
Q: What type of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Blood Hound!
#5: Bad Time
Q: What happened to the Werewolf when he swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks!
There you have it! 5 Jokes that are guaranteed not to earn you cool points with your children!
So in the words of every Pug across America