5 Dad Halloween Dog Jokes That Will Have Your Children Howling!

There isn't a more perfect time for Dad jokes and puns than Halloween.

While my children disagree with that statement, I will press on and give Dads five hilarious jokes to lighten the mood this 2020 Halloween!


#1: A Dog and His Bone

Q: What did the skeleton say to his dog?


#2: Self-Reflection

Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?


#3: Monster Mash

Q: Why can't dogs go to halloween parties?

A: They can't hold their licker!

#4: Drained

Q: What type of dog does Dracula have?

A: A Blood Hound!

#5: Bad Time

Q: What happened to the Werewolf when he swallowed a clock?

A: He got ticks!

There you have it! 5 Jokes that are guaranteed not to earn you cool points with your children!

So in the words of every Pug across America

Happy Pug-o-ween!